How to Pass a Drug Test

Posted on July 15th, 2009 by Carmelia

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Passing a drug test is a requirement by many employers across all states of the country. It should come as no surprise that tampering with a drug test is illegal and can have consequences. However, if you’ve indulged in some drugs recently, need to pass that test and are willing to risk it, then read on to find out how you can do it.

Before you take the test, determine if it is legal in your state to turn you away or fire you from your employment for failing a drug test. Some states do not allow firing an employee for failing a drug test, and if they don’t, then you can stop worrying about trying ways to pass the test.

Dilution. Bring a small amount of warm water with you to dilute your urine sample with. Remember that testing lavatories do not have a sink and have tinted toilet bowl water. Labs also check the temperature of the urine so you have to keep an eye out for it too. Drinking plenty of water (meaning, a lot!) can also help dilute your urine as well.
Don’t Spike It. You may have heard the efficacy of spiking your urine sample with chemicals such as liquid soap. Unfortunately, the testing labs are way ahead of you and have found ways to alert them to spiking. So your best bet is to not do it at all.
Swap the Urine. You can swap your urine with someone else’s, only make sure that you keep the urine sample in the correct temperature. You can also use synthetic urine in liquid or powdered form, which is usually available in smoke shops.
Delay the Test. Delay the test if you can. Marijuana, for example, takes 90 days to be completely flushed out of your system. Try to find an excuse that will extend your testing date that long.
Create “False” Positives. Tylenol, Nyquil and Sudafed can all create false positives, and drinking them under the pretense of having a cold can buy you some more time. Eating lots of poppy seed bagels or poppy seed muffins can help you create a “false” positive, especially if your drugs of choice are opiates. Again, this can buy you more time.
Cranberry Juice. Drinking lots of cranberry juice if you’ve just taken cocaine relatively recently. Remember, you should drink the undiluted kind. The antioxidants and vitamins should cover up the traces of cocaine in urine for about a day’s time.

These suggestions do not 100% guarantee you passing your drug tests. The surefire way of passing is still, of course, not taking any kind of illegal drugs at all.